Lyrics

No you don’t toast em (nope)
Don’t roast em (nah)
Don’t scramble, fry, or poach em
No
You gotta paint them (colors)
And hide em (sneak around)
But write down where
So you find them (that’s cheatin’ clown)

Hi. My name is Easter Bunny
I’m scrunching my nose up
Cuz I’m smelling something funny
And Truth be told, uh
I’m a little embarrassed
Thought I just had some gas
Or maybe some cramps
Then a chocolate egg came out,
It landed in my underpants

So hey kids,
Here’s an Easter riddle to ponder
If I’m a bunny rabbit,
How come I bring eggs you must wonder
Not the Walmart ones made of cheap government plastic
No, I’m talking bout the ones I carry in my magic wicker basket
Where are they from
These ovals shapes of delight
Did I stay up coloring them all Saturday night?
You know I don’t have helpers
No reindeer or elves
I’m just a simple bunny bringing all this joy by myself

Chickens go cluck
What’s a rabbit say
What’s a rabbit say
(whut, whut, whut?)
Who knows, and who cares
I got some painted eggs coming your way

No you don’t toast em (nope)
Don’t roast em (nah)
Don’t scramble, fry, or poach em
No
You gotta paint them (colors)
And hide em (sneak around)
But write down where
So you find them (that’s cheatin’ clown)

Secret’s out,
I’m a natural decorator
In every way you can imagine
I’m a pastel illustrator
Stripes or solids, bold or muted
Little shapes or symbols
I’ll do em right, even bejewel them

Here’s the plan
Easter morning, it’s coming soon
Put on your Sunday best
In the brightest styles and hues
A little breakfast, then the quest starts at noon
Locating eggs and treats spread across the neighborhood

Just remember
You don’t know where those eggs have been
It’s best to be cautious
If you don’t see Hersheys or Reeses
Be sure that you wash them
Nah, I’m just kidding, just telling a joke
A little Easter prank, just pulling your yoke

Chickens go cluck
What’s a rabbit say
What’s a rabbit say
(whut, whut, whut?)
Who knows, and who cares
I got some painted eggs coming your way

No you don’t toast em (nope)
Don’t roast em (nah)
Don’t scramble, fry, or poach em
No
You gotta paint them (colors)
And hide em (sneak around)
But write down where
So you find them (that’s cheatin’ clown)

Chocolate eggs? check
Reese’s peanut cups? Yep
Marshmallow ones too?
Yeah, well, I mean, unfortunately
Cause let’s be honest, those squishy Peeps are
Gross, freaky, ugly and scary
Come to think of it, their using my likeness
I should get N. I. L. money
I need a lawyer to sue for some cash
I’ll be a rich bunny then,
You’ll catch me hanging with those Keebler elves
Traveling first class

Chickens go cluck
What’s a rabbit say
What’s a rabbit say
(whut, whut, whut?)
Who knows, and who cares
I got some painted eggs coming your way

No you don’t toast em (nope)
Don’t roast em (nah)
Don’t scramble, fry, or poach em
No
You gotta paint them (colors)
And hide em (sneak around)
But write down where
So you find them (that’s cheatin’ clown)

So hey Kids….
Here’s a serious topic.
Don’t eat too much chocolate
You’ll regret it I promise

Nahh!
You know I don’t care and
I’m a bunny not your parents,
So eat all you want,
Stuff your faces with skittles
Just be prepared
For your tummy to hurt a little

Chickens go cluck
What’s a rabbit say
What’s a rabbit say
Who knows and who cares
I got some painted egg coming your way

Happy Easter! Ha ha!